was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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