wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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