Dual....:-)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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