have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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