Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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