Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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