I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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