The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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