do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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