Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think my moral compass just broke
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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