Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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