so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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