He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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