I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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