How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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