roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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