Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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