Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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