im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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