so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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