Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That's when you crack a 10am beer
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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