Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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