It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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