Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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