its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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