I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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