Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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