Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
