I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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