that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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