No stitches, just platelets and will power
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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