new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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