we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's Friday. Sex?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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