what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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