That's when you crack a 10am beer
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Less talking, more tequila
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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