UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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