i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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