but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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