Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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