Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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