the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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