i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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