Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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