i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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