i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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