Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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