My liver just broke up with me...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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