Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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