love makes seman taste better
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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