her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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