I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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