hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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