Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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