i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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